I'm Chris, a 37 year old gorilla originally from Abilene, TX.

• Interests
• Reading Game of Thrones
• Watching Game of Thrones
• HTML/CSS
• Jobs
1. Assistant Professor, Tech Writing @ TAMUCC
2. Assistant Professor, English @ McM
3. Pool & Spa Service Tech
• Meaningless Trivia
• My first website was on Geocities.
• It was mostly about Metallica, and had a lightning repeated background image.
• It was awesome.
• Supreme Fictions
1. Poetry
2. Religion
3. Ideology